December 2011
2 posts
UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida Picks →
Dec 10th
The Merrill Hoge Buffoonery Special. →
Highlighting the former fullback’s apparent preference of self-righteousness over common sense.
Dec 3rd
November 2011
3 posts
A New, If Not Original Segment: Football →
Nov 26th
I can't avoid sports talk any longer. Here's my... →
Nov 26th
The reopening of my blog. More to follow. →
Nov 4th
October 2010
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Oct 1st
September 2010
2 posts
Unnecessary Roughness: A Nation’s Misused... →
Sep 28th
August 2010
7 posts
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Aug 25th
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Aug 20th
1 tag
10 Songs I know you know, but you may not realize... →
The joys of the lyric-less jam session are too often lumped in with the likes of Phish or the Dave Matthews Band. Too bad. These 10 gems have been sitting under our noses for decades. Jam-a-thons aren’t reserved for Bonnaroo.  *I feel compelled to say that, though I like each listed instrumental, I would trade ‘em all for a hearty helping of a live version of “Ocean” by...
Aug 20th
1 tag
Aug 17th
64 notes
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The highs and lows of a PTA meeting. I can’t get enough of this guy right now. For me, it’s a runoff between C.K. and Galifianiakis for funniest dude around right now.
Aug 11th
Aug 10th
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Aug 2nd
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July 2010
6 posts
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Excerrent. azizisbored: This Between Two Ferns with Steve Carrell is hysterical.
Jul 30th
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Jul 28th
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“And he had dreadlocks. Not hacky-sack, cool-guy, medical-marijuana dreadlocks....”
– Louis C.K., on his new show “Louie”, describing a particularly homeless guy in New York.
Jul 26th
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ListenIt’s like drinking a Coke out of a glass...
Jul 24th
A place for fanboys and fangirls. A little creepy,... →
Jul 12th
Jul 8th
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June 2010
10 posts
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Jun 29th
WatchWatch
Love this guy. azizisbored: Louis CK on Father’s Day. 
Jun 22nd
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“Horror films are the anchovies of the cinema. Either you like them or you don’t.”
– George A. Romero, the Godfather of the Dead. 
Jun 19th
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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I went to a free Hanson show, and all I got was... →
Jun 16th
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Jun 13th
The Skipper's real name? Not only for in-flight... →
“Mental Floss — Where knowledge junkies get their fix” Slogan should state “The nerdery to which nerds retire with their calculators.” I dig it. 
Jun 9th
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For your eyes bronly. →
Jun 9th
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Has anyone figured out Sandler's 'V' fetish?
“Billy Madison”: Veronica Vaughn. “Happy Gilmore”: Virginia Venit. “The Waterboy”: Vicky Valencourt. “Little Nicky”: Valerie Veran. “Big Daddy”: Vanessa (ex-girlfriend who needed a five-year plan). That’s five movies and nine V’s.  Why? He has since strayed from his uni-letteral fixation, but is he getting at something...
Jun 7th
May 2010
10 posts
May 29th
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In the unlikely event of/that… →
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 12th
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Maybe Next Year →
May 5th
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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April 2010
6 posts
Tebow...
… is Cartman’s father! 
Apr 23rd
Things We Do →
Apr 22nd
Ga Ga Oh my Gaw-awd
“Bad Romance” by the organ player at the Kings-Canucks game. True story. Apparently, that’s how you know you’re not in Canada anymore.
Apr 22nd
In the unlikely event of/that … →
Apr 20th
“This doesn’t really help my cause about being competent.”
–  Anonymous, though he or she knows who he or she is
Apr 16th
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March 2010
3 posts
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March Madness
I love brackets. So organized and simple. But so many options. Like pizza. Mmmmmm, pizza.
Mar 21st
An inconsiderate truth
Admittedly, I don’t get a lot of things. Like why Florida’s 50-degree weather sucks so much more than, say, Montana’s. Or why no one can be complimentary on a message board. Or why I pretty much live for the first time I get to sink my feet into a cushy new pair of socks. I understand the concepts of humidity, irrational shit-talking and oddballities, respectively, but I...
Mar 15th
Finally, a jockstrap for your face. →
I’m sick of seeing banner ads for this everywhere.
Mar 15th
February 2010
14 posts
Feb 28th
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